"Teach Islam?

Kya, you want to become some mawlvi, some scholar and give fatwas? (Looks to sky) We have enough blessings, Allah thera shukar. You can bless us by becoming a surgeon. You like kids? Become a pediatrician; teach them Islam as you give them their lollipops!"

-Khulsoom, the mother in The Domestic Crusaders by Wajahat Ali

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